dht™⭐Guard Goose Police Officer Costume for 23" Lawn Goose | Funny Porch & Garden Decor

PORCH PATROL · GUARD GOOSE

🚨 Guard Goose on Duty — Your Neighborhood's Funniest Security Officer!

Turn your lawn goose into the neighborhood's funniest security officer! Complete with a police hat, black vest, sunglasses, and playful accessories, this costume adds humor and personality to your porch, yard, or garden.

Please note: Lawn goose statue is not included.

01 / ON DUTY

🚨 Guard Goose on Duty

Dress up your porch goose as the neighborhood's newest security officer! The black vest featuring the bold yellow "Guard Goose on Duty" sign creates an instantly recognizable look. It's a funny way to add character to your outdoor display and give visitors something unexpected to smile about.

02 / THE COMPLETE LOOK

👮 Complete Police Officer Look

From the classic police cap and aviator sunglasses to the playful mustaches, toy walkie-talkie, and police baton, this costume brings the officer theme to life. Each included accessory adds another layer of personality, helping your lawn goose stand out as a comical little guardian of your home.

03 / FIT & SIZE

🪿 Designed for 23-Inch Lawn Geese

Designed for standard 23-inch lawn goose statues, this outfit is made to give your existing porch goose a fresh new look. It works with compatible cement or plastic goose figures, making it easy to refresh your seasonal display without replacing the statue itself. Please check your goose's size and shape before ordering.

04 / PORCH PERSONALITY

🏡 A Funny Accent for Porch & Garden

Give your front porch, garden path, patio, or yard a playful personality with this humorous police goose costume. Place your dressed-up goose near the front door or among your garden decorations to create a memorable display that catches the attention of guests, passersby, and fellow goose lovers.

05 / EVERYDAY FUN

🎃 Fun for Holidays & Everyday Decorating

Keep your porch entertaining throughout the year with a costume that works beyond Halloween. Add it to your seasonal decorations, use it to create a funny neighborhood-themed display, or dress up your goose whenever you want to bring a little extra humor to your outdoor space.

06 / A GIFT WITH CHARACTER

🎁 A Unique Gift for Goose Lovers

Looking for a gift that's anything but ordinary? This police officer costume is a fun surprise for lawn goose collectors, garden decorators, humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys quirky home accessories. It's also a playful choice for housewarmings, birthdays, and gifts for people who appreciate a good laugh.

07 / FINISHING TOUCHES

🧢 Easy Accessorizing with Adhesive Dots

The included sheet of adhesive dots helps you attach the decorative accessories to your goose for a coordinated police officer appearance. Arrange the hat, glasses, mustache, and props to create your preferred look. For the best result, apply the adhesive to clean, dry surfaces and follow the supplied attachment instructions.

08 / CARE GUIDE

🧼 Simple Care for Repeated Use

Keep the costume looking its best with gentle care. Hand wash the fabric components in cold water and lay them flat to dry. Avoid ironing directly over the printed graphics to help preserve the "Guard Goose on Duty" design. Remove decorative accessories before cleaning whenever appropriate.

📦 What's Included

Your Guard Goose Police Officer Costume Set Includes:

• 1 × Guard vest and shirt with attached white sleeves
• 1 × Black police officer hat with badge emblem and chin strap
• 1 × Pair of aviator-style sunglasses
• 2 × Plush adhesive mustaches
• 1 × Toy walkie-talkie
• 1 × Toy police baton
• 1 × Sheet of adhesive dots

Important: Lawn goose statue is not included. The walkie-talkie and police baton are decorative props, not functional police equipment.

📏 Product Specifications

• Product Name: Guard Goose Police Officer Costume
• Compatible Goose Size: Approximately 23 inches
• Style: Police Officer / Guard Goose
• Main Colors: Black, white, and yellow
• Outfit Design: Vest with attached sleeves
• Accessories: Hat, sunglasses, mustaches, walkie-talkie, baton, and adhesive dots
• Compatible Statue Materials: Cement or plastic, subject to fit
• Care Instructions: Hand wash cold; lay flat to dry
• Package Contents: Costume and listed accessories only
• Goose Statue: Not included

Q1: Does the costume come with the goose statue?

No. This listing includes the police officer costume and its accessories only. You will need a compatible 23-inch lawn goose statue.

Q2: What size goose does this outfit fit?

It is designed for standard 23-inch lawn geese, including compatible cement or plastic figures. Goose shapes can vary, so check your statue's measurements before purchasing.

Q3: What accessories are included?

The set includes a guard vest with attached white sleeves, a police hat, aviator-style sunglasses, two adhesive mustaches, a toy walkie-talkie, a toy police baton, and adhesive dots.

Q4: Can I use it for Halloween?

Absolutely! The police officer theme is great for Halloween displays, but it can also be used for everyday porch decorating, garden displays, and other fun occasions.

Q5: Is the walkie-talkie a real working radio?

No. The walkie-talkie and police baton are decorative props intended to complete the costume's appearance.

A Hilarious Porch Upgrade

"This police officer outfit gives my porch goose so much personality! The little hat and sunglasses make the whole look even funnier. It's such a playful addition to my front porch."

A Great Gift for Goose Lovers

"I was looking for something different for a friend who loves decorating her lawn goose. This police costume is such a fun idea, and all the little accessories help complete the character."

Fun Beyond Halloween

"I love decorations that make people stop and smile. The Guard Goose theme is funny without being complicated, and I can keep it on display whenever I want to change up my garden decor."

🚨 Give Your Lawn Goose a Promotion!

Turn an ordinary lawn goose into the funniest neighborhood security officer with this playful police costume. It's a unique way to refresh your porch decor, entertain your guests, and bring a little extra personality to your garden.

Costume only — lawn goose statue not included.